iaht love *

i think it was saturday afternoon, i woke up rather late and turned on the tv just in time for pimp my ride. those lucky people. anyway. after that was celebrity cribs i think. FREAKING AWESOME PLEASE! they featured jagged-edge's house and omg they have the most fab hse. (yes i mean fab as in the istana cant compare). and you know what! celebs even have a freaking movie theatre in their humble (8000sqft) abode.

its not just all about the flat screens man. its the incredible huge flat screen with the best home surround system and MOVIE THEATRE BLACK LEATHER CHAIRS. by chairS i mean at least 4 rows of 3 chairs. i think i'm gonna faint.

hahh. so i thought you only get such good fortune if you're rich, famous or a friend of dickandjane. maybe all three if you come to think about it. anyway thats beside the point. i wanna have a movie theatre tooo! and a swimming pool (to learn swimming in, hahh i'm joking) and i dunno, maybe a zoo in the backyard or sth.

animals like annie the penguin, kok the mutated cauliflower-mon, the ghastly(pufferfish)girl whom everyone loves (to gossip about) and the srjc kingkong would be some of the attractions. entrance fee is free dont worry.

i think i'll just buy over neverland. move aside, micheal.

but of course i can never possibly achieve all of these with my current situation. not that my family is poor or anything. its just me living in poverty! i cant even buy myself shoes now. thats very pathetic. ugh! hence the only way to attain a high standard of living is to work hard!

i'll prolly ace my economics and become an economist or sth. i said prolly.

so yah. this means studying. and so i shall pledge my whole soul towards the achieving of a good alvl result (70/68 pts). then i'll go0 NUS and study, ehm, something and become a great somebody. [goodbye :( zookeeping]. then everyone would be saying "huh, what benedict?"

HAHAHA.

so i'll like start all my j1 revision now. then complete all my econs essays at least 50times before the actual exam. re-do all my math tutorials and try my best to complete the freaking tenyear series for every subject at least thrice. for phys i'll have to put in double the effort and everything. and gp! lol. i'll kill annie and get s25 a better teacher. yay! :))

okay. for all who believed the last few paragraphs on me studying, you all got punk'd. (yes, i mean it to those who study and think that i'm stupid too). whats the point of being rich when you get to enjoy it only after you're mentally ill and maybe half-dead like y'all?

i had fun.